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April 22nd, 2006 (02:20 pm)
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A friend of mine started playing WoW a couple months ago, playing a NE Hunter named Anevay for about a month before giving up. During that time she came across a very annoying LvL 11 NE Hunter named Shadowofsun...

Shadowofsun started out asking a few simple, and harmless questions about his hunter quest. Fine, no problems here. Soon those few questions about the hunter quest turned into 45 minutes of constant questions about the game. Knowing very little about the game, Anevay could barely answer anything, but was too polite to tell Shadowofsun to "Fuck Off". At this point me and my other friend Jared were playing Halo 2 while Anevay was being harrassed by the n00b, and we started to take interest....

The plan? Ruin Shadowofsun's playing experience.

Why? Because we're mean. And I think the pre-req for me joining Eternals said something about being an ass to everyone. No problems there...

***Quick FAQ before you read:

Q: Why two chat windows?
A: I use the second chat window to filter out chat in General, and yells while I read raid/guild chat (especially helpful during raids), and also its a handy way to save Tells if you walk away from your computer in Ironforge...

Q: What MODS do you use?
A: NERFED, Titan Bar, Scrolling Combat Text, CT_Raid Assist, Auctioneer

***End FAQ (if you have more questions, comment and i'll answer them).

I quickly logged on my Warlock ALT Scene on my computer. Shadowofsun had been asking about a Weapon's trainer. Anevay sent the group invite to Scene a 'helpful' friend of her's.

I quickly assembled 2 more people to help 'summon a friend' to Booty Bay.

Upon arrival, I took Shadowofsun to the Innkeeper to set his hearthstone to BB 'You will need it in a min'. There would be no hearthing back to that pretty Night Elf place anytime soon.

I quickly confirmed that the n00b underst00d what I told him to do...

I broke out the big guns to help escort him to the PvP Arena in STV, keeping a LVL 11 alive from the entrance of BB to the Arena is a whore...

Almost inside...and a little lie about the level of the mobs outside...Oh, what DooM awaits you my young friend...



Even after the rank 9 shadow bolt ate his face, he didn't understand I had killed him. He rez'd right on top of his body, and typed out his confusion, right before my Death Coil said hello.

A LVL 11 with no Hearth to anywhere, in the middle of STV? Yeah, you DON'T know where you are, do you?

Beg my pretty, beg...

At this point, he still thinks I'm taking him to the weapons trainer...How stupid do you really have to be? After the first time I died, I would have called it quits...

I swear, the weapon's master is RIGHT HERE....oh, oh no you're dead again...

I agree to 'help' him get home by opening a 'portal' back to Darnassus...Oh wait, i'm not a Mage! My mistake...

At this point, I simply abbandon him. Having no hearth stone, and being in the middle a of a 35-40 zone, he was pretty screwed. Not only that, he had never completed his Hunter quest, so he still had a LONG run back to Darnassus even if he could fine his way...

The lesson here? Never, EVER trust anyone with my guild tag, don't ask continous questions for the better part of an hour, and find a new game to play, cause you may be smart enough to zerg to 60 on your hunter, but you're not going to get anywhere after that.


Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 01:53 pm (UTC)

It would have saved a lot of wasted time and typing for yourself and many to do as deathgaze mentioned in ignoring or a brief explanation to the one you chose to maliciously manipulate.

Oh, but would it have been as funny? No, I think not....

The reality is that you have quite the petty existence like many whom get their rocks off in doing such.

Tell me, baerwulf, what DO you know about my "petty existance"?

Sounds to me like you're one of those PvE feel-good carebears.

Posted by: baerwulf (baerwulf)
Posted at: May 2nd, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)

It was only funny to a few who think like you little one.

Well, since you asked about your "petty existence" it is readily obvious in your cries for attention in screwing some body over then crying it out to the world. It doesnt take much evaluation on your statements to figure this out, but hey... you may get help for this and more, some day.

Ooooooo.. a worn out and over used lame insult in the term of "carebears"... gosh oh gee... oh woah is me.

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: May 20th, 2006 06:58 am (UTC)

I'm assuming that you calling me "little one" is a reference to your weight problem your user pics shows nicely.

Again, I ask, tell me what you know about my "petty existance". If you had read my user info, you would realize this journal was meant to get carebears like you upset and angry.

Let us talk about problems, baerwulf. That is a VERY interesting user name, I bet you're one of those "kewl gamer dewds" who wear those oversized (if you can find oversized) wolf tshirts. HhoowwooowOoOoOoOOOo. I'm going to put my money on your being one of the RPG dungeon and dragons anti-social types. Keyboard warriors 4tw.

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