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April 22nd, 2006 (02:20 pm)
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A friend of mine started playing WoW a couple months ago, playing a NE Hunter named Anevay for about a month before giving up. During that time she came across a very annoying LvL 11 NE Hunter named Shadowofsun...

Shadowofsun started out asking a few simple, and harmless questions about his hunter quest. Fine, no problems here. Soon those few questions about the hunter quest turned into 45 minutes of constant questions about the game. Knowing very little about the game, Anevay could barely answer anything, but was too polite to tell Shadowofsun to "Fuck Off". At this point me and my other friend Jared were playing Halo 2 while Anevay was being harrassed by the n00b, and we started to take interest....

The plan? Ruin Shadowofsun's playing experience.

Why? Because we're mean. And I think the pre-req for me joining Eternals said something about being an ass to everyone. No problems there...

***Quick FAQ before you read:

Q: Why two chat windows?
A: I use the second chat window to filter out chat in General, and yells while I read raid/guild chat (especially helpful during raids), and also its a handy way to save Tells if you walk away from your computer in Ironforge...

Q: What MODS do you use?
A: NERFED, Titan Bar, Scrolling Combat Text, CT_Raid Assist, Auctioneer

***End FAQ (if you have more questions, comment and i'll answer them).






I quickly logged on my Warlock ALT Scene on my computer. Shadowofsun had been asking about a Weapon's trainer. Anevay sent the group invite to Scene a 'helpful' friend of her's.


I quickly assembled 2 more people to help 'summon a friend' to Booty Bay.

Upon arrival, I took Shadowofsun to the Innkeeper to set his hearthstone to BB 'You will need it in a min'. There would be no hearthing back to that pretty Night Elf place anytime soon.




I quickly confirmed that the n00b underst00d what I told him to do...



I broke out the big guns to help escort him to the PvP Arena in STV, keeping a LVL 11 alive from the entrance of BB to the Arena is a whore...



Almost inside...and a little lie about the level of the mobs outside...Oh, what DooM awaits you my young friend...



Oops...



BETRAYED!!





Even after the rank 9 shadow bolt ate his face, he didn't understand I had killed him. He rez'd right on top of his body, and typed out his confusion, right before my Death Coil said hello.



A LVL 11 with no Hearth to anywhere, in the middle of STV? Yeah, you DON'T know where you are, do you?



Beg my pretty, beg...



At this point, he still thinks I'm taking him to the weapons trainer...How stupid do you really have to be? After the first time I died, I would have called it quits...



I swear, the weapon's master is RIGHT HERE....oh, oh no you're dead again...





I agree to 'help' him get home by opening a 'portal' back to Darnassus...Oh wait, i'm not a Mage! My mistake...







At this point, I simply abbandon him. Having no hearth stone, and being in the middle a of a 35-40 zone, he was pretty screwed. Not only that, he had never completed his Hunter quest, so he still had a LONG run back to Darnassus even if he could fine his way...

The lesson here? Never, EVER trust anyone with my guild tag, don't ask continous questions for the better part of an hour, and find a new game to play, cause you may be smart enough to zerg to 60 on your hunter, but you're not going to get anywhere after that.

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Posted by: Phil (valcion)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC)
APPROVED!! or OBJECTION!!

I approve of this.

Posted by: Falla (farfallanera)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)
mirrormask - don't let them see you're a

Hehehe. Nice.

Posted by: りづ (baka_oni_ri)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)

erm... I actually don't get what happend Oo"

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)

In the zone STV there is a PvP arena were Alliance can attack Alliance/ Horde can attack horde. I brought him to the Arena with the promise of showing him a weapon trainer to teach 2H swords. As soon as he entered the Arena I could kill him, and did :)

Posted by: りづ (baka_oni_ri)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:36 pm (UTC)

Posted by: throw dirt on me & grow a wildflower (handgun)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC)

Posted by: りづ (baka_oni_ri)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 09:02 pm (UTC)

Posted by: throw dirt on me & grow a wildflower (handgun)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC)

Being a newb myself, I am mostly amused, but a teeny part of me can't help but feel bad for him. Though I don't think I would have been as stupid. ;)

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:25 pm (UTC)

^^

Posted by: taishokao (taishokao)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)

That was pure evil... and yet I approve...

Individuals should realise that other people are playing for fun; so asking questions continuosly to an individual should be avoided.

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:39 pm (UTC)

Exactly...a few questions about a hunter quest is fine, but asking about every aspect of the game, the meaning of atk pwr, ac, and everything else under the sun is just rude...

Posted by: taishokao (taishokao)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:44 pm (UTC)

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:49 pm (UTC)

Posted by: taishokao (taishokao)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 07:51 pm (UTC)

Posted by: BLIX (rubygrieves)
Posted at: April 29th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)

Posted by: Somebody call for an exterminator? (zerorevenge)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC)

I love you.

Posted by: rayna_sabine (rayna_sabine)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC)

Tip: Looking for a trainer? Ask a guard!

Posted by: Danielle (circuscookies)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2006 09:42 pm (UTC)

You're a dick. But it's freaking funny.

Posted by: Jenn(ifer) (anoddbird)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 01:24 am (UTC)

Hahaha. I love it.

Posted by: Kuh (kuh)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 01:57 am (UTC)
wow; blame the priest

hahahaha!

Posted by: microgrooveman (microgrooveman)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 07:04 am (UTC)

I think I can hear him sobbing.

Posted by: DEFIANT (tris_)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 07:08 am (UTC)

you have no soul and I love you for it.
This made my week.

Posted by: J (jofchicago)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 08:35 am (UTC)

Marvelously Malevolent!
LOL!

Posted by: Dave (_phantom_glitch)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 01:24 pm (UTC)
Agent Smith - LOL

*Stands up and applauds*

Posted by: Lalalalalalalala (applefaerie)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)

your icon is awesome

Posted by: Dave (_phantom_glitch)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 08:08 pm (UTC)

Posted by: Amazing Alley (at_the_starz)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)

That is HILARIOUS!! hahahahahahaaha Way to go!

Posted by: DG (deathgaze)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 09:59 pm (UTC)

I dont see why people approve of this.

A simple 'no go away /ignore' would suffice.

Its immature of you to have done that and basically makes you look like a complete cock. Everyone was new at some points, some are naturally good, some arent, that doesnt give you the right to be a complete mong about it.

If that was our server, youd be on permanent KOS by the horde, and you 'wouldnt' get away ever. Theres lamers, and theres complete cruel bastards.

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2006 10:21 pm (UTC)

Why did I do it?

The same reason I one time ninja’d a Magister’s Robes from the only Mage in our UBRS group. After a long run of him pulling agro, wiping the group, and sheeping targets already being attacked I decided he didn’t deserve the loot. We live in a society today were people that are blatantly stupid simply aren’t allowed to fail because it wouldn’t be “Fair”.

I don’t think stupidity should be rewarded, ever. Simply existing as a worthless lump of humanity in this world doesn’t entitle you to ANYTHING imo. Not even loot, or in this case the ability to play in a MMORPG.

I firmly believe the worthless dregs of society should be exploited by anyone smarter than them. Why? Cause if your dumb enough to fall for their schemes, well then its Darwinism my friend.

And no, I wouldn’t be “camped” and “not allowed to get away”. Even if I was KOS, where exactly am I going to be where groups of horde are going to camp me? It’s kinda hard to camp me inside BWL/AQ/ZG/Insert instance here. (My main is a 60 Priest, Epic tier2 geared, so good luck camping me with the legions of suck that are the horde).

What server DO you play on? I would be more than happy to own your face.

Posted by: DG (deathgaze)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 01:54 am (UTC)

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 02:51 am (UTC)

Posted by: That Undead gal with the blue pigtails (teniblue)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 09:54 pm (UTC)

Posted by: baerwulf (baerwulf)
Posted at: May 2nd, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)

Posted by: baerwulf (baerwulf)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 07:11 am (UTC)

Dumb/noobs arent just found in rookies to games... such is also found in those whom are dumb/noobs to simplest basic courtesy like yourself omfghax.

It would have saved a lot of wasted time and typing for yourself and many to do as deathgaze mentioned in ignoring or a brief explanation to the one you chose to maliciously manipulate. But you think yourself the big man in doing nasty to some one whom put trust in you. The reality is that you have quite the petty existence like many whom get their rocks off in doing such.

As far as strong and weak goes in this matter... you prove yourself weak.

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 01:53 pm (UTC)

It would have saved a lot of wasted time and typing for yourself and many to do as deathgaze mentioned in ignoring or a brief explanation to the one you chose to maliciously manipulate.

Oh, but would it have been as funny? No, I think not....

The reality is that you have quite the petty existence like many whom get their rocks off in doing such.

Tell me, baerwulf, what DO you know about my "petty existance"?

Sounds to me like you're one of those PvE feel-good carebears.

Posted by: baerwulf (baerwulf)
Posted at: May 2nd, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: May 20th, 2006 06:58 am (UTC)

Posted by: lymang (lymang)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 12:36 pm (UTC)

Justify all you want. What you did was mean and spiteful. World of Warcraft is a complex game - if you have never played an MMORPG before, WoW can be quite overwhelming. Asking annoying questions/nub questions is not a sign of stupidity (necessarily), and your treatment of him is unacceptable. To some degree his trust in you was definitely as naive as one can get, but that still doesn't warrant your behavior. You would go on my guild's blacklist if you did that crap on our server and I was a witness to it.

That said, there's some humor to what you did - I'd be lying if I said there wasn't. Using the arena in STV was quite the touch.


On a purely theoretical note...
If he does figure out, he should be able to corpse run back to BB, right? In that zone it'll take him a good number of running, dying, rezzing, running a bit further, dying, rezzing.. And then if he doesn't have proper flight points, he could take the boat to Ratchet to get to Kalimdor. Though probably all that's gonna get him is a bunch more corpse running back since he probably doesn't even have decent flight points on Kalimdor.

If I were to make a guess, IF he makes it back to Booty Bay, he's gonna find others who he will now pester until he figures out what went wrong and how to fix it. Perhaps someone will open a portal to Darnassus for him for real.

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 01:49 pm (UTC)

As an update, he actually somehow found his way back to Darnassus. He was logged on the other day, and has reached the happy level of 54.

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 01:58 pm (UTC)

Posted by: lymang (lymang)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 02:18 pm (UTC)

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 08:18 pm (UTC)

Posted by: lymang (lymang)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 11:25 pm (UTC)

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 11:30 pm (UTC)

Posted by: Josh (krazykid884)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 05:18 pm (UTC)

Posted by: rayna_sabine (rayna_sabine)
Posted at: February 28th, 2007 10:38 am (UTC)
Hmmm...I can't hate you for what was done, can't even dislike you

Posted by: beauty always comes with dark thoughts (tokudama)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)

The lesson? people are assholes. sure, it's funny as hell on the surface. as a noob I was often continuously bugged by idiots. even in my guild we had some dumb shits. but more often than not they were 12-year-old kids, who despite being annoying as fuck, don't really deserve to be abandoned and massacred like that. teaching someone a lesson they don't even understand is a waste of your time even if its funny. because (a) they have no clue what happened and are going to keep doing it to other people (i'm guessing that's how he lvld) and (b) it doesn't solve the problem of the all the other dumbshits out there.

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 08:20 pm (UTC)

It won't solve the problem of all the dumbshits, no. However, this is one person who will never, ever fall for something like this again. Who knows, maybe sometime in his future ventures in WoW he may actually use this lesson to make himself a better player.

Posted by: beauty always comes with dark thoughts (tokudama)
Posted at: April 26th, 2006 01:21 am (UTC)

Posted by: David Mullins (dof_man)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)

haha that is quite possibly the greatest thing I have seen anyone do on WoW.

oh yeah, what mod is it that you use to have the 2 separate chat logs?

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 24th, 2006 10:01 pm (UTC)

You just make a new chat window and drag it out, no mods required ^^ As long as you don't add any channels to it, it filters out everything except guild chat and tells.

Posted by: [Glitch] (shiftplusone)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 04:06 am (UTC)
HORDE!!

I started of thinking 'this man is pure online evil.'

But then I kept reading.
...my jaw dropped...he's...still...following....him?!?!

There's being a stary eyed Newbie, then there's being a total idiot! At lvl 11, I knew to ask a guard for directions and not random people, it's common sense and you're even SHOWN to ask them in the tutorial popups! Plus if someone kills you once, run away, dont ask why!

Still a bit mean though..:p

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 06:02 am (UTC)

Stupidity like that has to be punished....I would be a terrible person if I didn't mess with him ;)

Posted by: [Glitch] (shiftplusone)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 06:09 am (UTC)

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 07:19 am (UTC)

Posted by: Dundragon (dundragon)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)

I approve, nuke the N00b

Posted by: Josh (krazykid884)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC)

Tisk tisk, typical alliance trick/attitude.

Horde FTW

Posted by: Suthainn (suthainn)
Posted at: May 2nd, 2006 12:52 pm (UTC)

Genius :)

/Bandwagon.

Posted by: tiberius (tiberius_l)
Posted at: July 6th, 2006 11:24 am (UTC)

Typical giving the noob a taste of IRL hazing. Yea, damn funny. Whatever. Poor guy was probably someone who doesn't or can't get out much at all or someone really young to be so naive. Still funny....

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