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summon imp?? the hell??

April 25th, 2006 (01:24 am)

Leveling up my Warlock I learned one thing, people are lazy. Really, really lazy.

The entire time I was leveling up my Priest I never whispered a Warlock for a summon. Ever.

As soon as I hit level 20 it was a non stop stream of "HEY CAN YOU SUMMON ME PLZ KTHX" whispers....I started with the /dnd no i won't summon you, but even that didn't stop people from spamming me "OMGZPLZ I PAY YOU 10 SILVER!"

Honestly, I would be in the middle of STV avoiding horde at ever turn, and people would get down right RUDE if I refused to summon. I honestly think some of them thought all I had to do was invite them to a party and click the "Summon Nub" button and be on my way. No, n00bs, it takes 2 other people and a god damn Soul Shard (which are a bitch to carry around and collect to begin with)...

Eventually I began messing with them, for sheer annoyance and entertainment value....






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Summon you say? SURE! let me drop everything i'm doing, forget these quests. I'd much rather find two people I don't know, group up, and make a little blue portal to bring your lazy ass to an area it would have taken you 5minutes to get to on your own...



Feign stupidity, let's see where this goes...



RITUAL OF SUMMONING YOU SAY? GASP!



Luckily I picked up this handy "Eye of Kilrog" spell, i'm going to see if you're really THAT far away...



Stormwind?!



Well, lucky for me




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I felt like I was really on to something. Instead of wasting 5minutes summoning these idiots, I'd waste 5 minutes of their lives with brainless chatter, feigning stupidity the entire time...

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A 43 Rogue, in Feralas? It might take you 6 minutes to run from Feralas to Tanaris...



You're very observant Esc, I thought I had rolled a Tauren Shaman...



Wha...Wha..What?!



I'm a Shaman, or so I thought i guess...



I wish my left testicle would finally descend and help me with Wow...



Good old EOK



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Now, imagine these type of whispers, except constantly. In every zone, at ever level from 20-60...

I know it sucks to be a fat kid IRL, but to transfer that lazy attitude to WoW...Thats just EPIC.


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A Warlock ability? Why thank you for informing me, I thought it was just there to make my spell bar pretty...



All I have on my spell bar is EOK, and Summon Imp. Sorry.



It's almost there...





In World Of Warcraft, nothing, NOTHING is more homo-erotic than Eye of Kilrog...



8=D~ O:





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The lesson here kids? Don't be lazy. Walk to where you want to go. Warlocks aren't your personal taxi cabs.

Please understand it takes a Soul Shard, and 2 other people to click on the portal to summon you. Think about how long you stand in IF yelling "ROGUE LQQKING FOR GREWP ANYTHING PST PLZ PLZ PLZ I HAVE IMPROVED SAP". Now imagine me standing in the wilds of STV yelling "HEY CAN SOMEONE RUN HALF WAY ACROSS TO THE MAP SO WE CAN SUMMON THIS KID WHOSE TO LAZY TO WALK".


SRSLY.

Comments

Posted by: dynamite with a laser beam (sculptruth)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 07:48 pm (UTC)

eye of kilrog is non sex specific

LOLOLOL

:: wipes tear from eye ::

That's just hilarious. My main is a warrior and not once did it ever occur to me that it would be ok to bug every warlock for a summon and every mage for food/portals.
/shrug
People are funny.

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 07:50 pm (UTC)

Seriously...The only time i've ever whispered a Lock for a summon was if we were raiding and it was a guild warlock.

It takes less than 10 minutes to go anywhere (Except flying across Kalimidor obviously).

Posted by: carhyl_a (carhyl_a)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 07:54 pm (UTC)

LOL! I actually was in a party w/ a warlock...who had a macro that said something like... Taxi Cab click on the portal and someone will come to do your job better than you do.

It was funny...lol...

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 07:55 pm (UTC)

LoL, I may just have to make a macro like that now...

Posted by: Nicole (giggle_dr00d)
Posted at: April 26th, 2006 06:44 am (UTC)
LaraSR

We had a lock in my old guild that had random macros:
"Click on this portal and someone will come to your job for you."
"Summoning [name], please assist me in getting his lazy ass here."
"Time to play magic portal! Click here to win [name]."
"Lock taxi service now in operation. That'll be 2g and 5DKP."

He had a lot of others, but those are the ones I recall. =)

Posted by: Confessions of a Curmudgeon (centerfire)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 07:58 pm (UTC)

Leveling up my Warlock I learned one thing, people are lazy. Really, really lazy.

For an even greater appreciation of this fact, level a mage. :) People will constantly pester you for bread, water, and portals.

Some days I wish I could conjure poisoned food/water, or open portals into Onyxia's rumpus room, so that I'd have something I could do to these wankers.

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 26th, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)

LoL...I've seen people in IF and Stormwind run up to a mage and /say HEY CAN YOU MAKE ME LIKE200 WATERS

People are sooooo idiotic...

Posted by: Mike Schilder (mikepictor)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 08:10 pm (UTC)

I want to send my eye by boat!!

Wicked Ninja Death Squad? Tell him you can't summon him, because you're afraid he'll flip out and kill you.

Priceless

Posted by: Angie (chibi_angie)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1720491750826847718

you totally need to do this

Posted by: piisexactly3 (piisexactly3)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 11:18 pm (UTC)

YESSSSSSS!!!!!

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Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 26th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC)

amazing...lol...i'm going to do that tonight...

Posted by: Suthainn (suthainn)
Posted at: May 2nd, 2006 12:46 pm (UTC)
Saints

Best. Video. Ever :)

Posted by: M'lady Jade - Patron Saint of Wee Kitties (mladyjade)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 09:10 pm (UTC)

Hola. Hopped over from the WoW comm, friended you so i can keep a closer eye on your updates. Always fun to read about train wrecks. :P

Posted by: laerima (laerima)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC)

I did the same thing.
The "eye of kilrog is non sex specific" made me do it. :D

Posted by: Meg (damuddymeg)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
wowmurlocs.lookslikerain

Thirded...

Posted by: Nicole (giggle_dr00d)
Posted at: April 26th, 2006 06:51 am (UTC)
Lara2

*jumps on bandwagon*
I added you as well. My buddies that play WoW also need to read this. HILARIOUS stuff. <3

Posted by: omfghax 0_0 (omfghax)
Posted at: April 26th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC)

glad to hear it...more updates tommorow morning :)

Posted by: That Undead gal with the blue pigtails (teniblue)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 09:16 pm (UTC)

Why do you even bother replying? I'd just ignore them.

Posted by: piisexactly3 (piisexactly3)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 11:20 pm (UTC)

because it's rude and annoying when you get like 35 of these in a session. Coupled with the fact that /ignore is too valuable to waste on these jerks, the only way to retaliate is to have some fun!

Posted by: throw dirt on me & grow a wildflower (handgun)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 10:08 pm (UTC)

Now imagine me standing in the wilds of STV yelling "HEY CAN SOMEONE RUN HALF WAY ACROSS TO THE MAP SO WE CAN SUMMON THIS KID WHOSE TO LAZY TO WALK".
AMAZING.

Posted by: [Glitch] (shiftplusone)
Posted at: April 25th, 2006 11:37 pm (UTC)

I've never used a portal, mainly because I've heard all my guildies bitching about lazy gits. I much prefer the runnig/getting lost option, so much fun...:p

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Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: May 1st, 2006 03:46 pm (UTC)
hehe

My favorite response is 'I'm not spec'd for summoning' - shuts them up lots of times.

Posted by: Fatty Matty (cheeseycakeman)
Posted at: May 23rd, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)

Hey, I saw you on that warcraft community site but i figured this would be a better way to get an answer...


which mod is it that you use that gets rid of all your action bars and puts your spells in a block to the side of the screen? That seems like it would be a lot easier to navigate/less cluttered, was just wondering what it was. I couldnt tell if it was the NERFED mod or an aspect of ct i didnt know about.

Thanks!

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