Leveling up my Warlock I learned one thing, people are lazy. Really, really lazy.

The entire time I was leveling up my Priest I never whispered a Warlock for a summon. Ever.

As soon as I hit level 20 it was a non stop stream of "HEY CAN YOU SUMMON ME PLZ KTHX" whispers....I started with the /dnd no i won't summon you, but even that didn't stop people from spamming me "OMGZPLZ I PAY YOU 10 SILVER!"

Honestly, I would be in the middle of STV avoiding horde at ever turn, and people would get down right RUDE if I refused to summon. I honestly think some of them thought all I had to do was invite them to a party and click the "Summon Nub" button and be on my way. No, n00bs, it takes 2 other people and a god damn Soul Shard (which are a bitch to carry around and collect to begin with)...

Eventually I began messing with them, for sheer annoyance and entertainment value....




( No, I don't want to summon your lazy ass... )

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Our guild usually assembles in Lakeshire for our BWL or MC raids...Always ripe with low levels, nothing ammuses me more than putting a large amount of gold in a trade window, then going afk.




( Greedy low levels... )

A friend of mine started playing WoW a couple months ago, playing a NE Hunter named Anevay for about a month before giving up. During that time she came across a very annoying LvL 11 NE Hunter named Shadowofsun...

Shadowofsun started out asking a few simple, and harmless questions about his hunter quest. Fine, no problems here. Soon those few questions about the hunter quest turned into 45 minutes of constant questions about the game. Knowing very little about the game, Anevay could barely answer anything, but was too polite to tell Shadowofsun to "Fuck Off". At this point me and my other friend Jared were playing Halo 2 while Anevay was being harrassed by the n00b, and we started to take interest....

The plan? Ruin Shadowofsun's playing experience.

Why? Because we're mean. And I think the pre-req for me joining Eternals said something about being an ass to everyone. No problems there...

***Quick FAQ before you read:

Q: Why two chat windows?
A: I use the second chat window to filter out chat in General, and yells while I read raid/guild chat (especially helpful during raids), and also its a handy way to save Tells if you walk away from your computer in Ironforge...

Q: What MODS do you use?
A: NERFED, Titan Bar, Scrolling Combat Text, CT_Raid Assist, Auctioneer

***End FAQ (if you have more questions, comment and i'll answer them).




( Bring on the level 60 Warlock named Scene )

from customer service to whore house....